Thursday, December 24, 2009

I HATE KURT WARNER!!

It has come to this... my blog is henceforth started based on my disdain for one of the most popular sports in America. Take a guess,...ahhhh..I hear you now....Basketball? Baseball? No. NASCAR. No sir, wrong again. The sport I speak of is oh yes FANTASY FOOTBALL. The modern day Dungeons and Dragons. Even the name to a beautiful woman instantly reflects thoughts of awkwardness and nerdfulness (I like that word, just made it up) upon the palate of her mind. It is a secret society. A passoin.. a fight to the bitter end. Last week, I won my playoff game by 1.5 pts and was instantly granted a pass to the FANTASY SUPER BOWL!! Ecstatic, I called my mom, told my dad, and "shared" it on my Facebook. But oh, but yet the Christmas morn' come (or Eve morn' that is) and the good old NFL decides to make a change. To take a once beautiful touchdown away from by beloved quarterback, Kurt Warner. Pain, agony, regret.....!!! This my friend is Fantasy Football, this my friend, at times, is LIFE!! Is it about the money you ask. No. The prestige, the women, no. It's simply about RESPECT. It's about HONOR amongst your peers. And this blog my friend, is about KURT WARNER! RIP!